"She told me to!"

That is what I just heard from JJ as he was attempting to climb our fence.  "She told me too!"  "She" being S, his most loving and protective big sister.

So I asked, "If she told you to jump in front of a train would you?"

"Yes!" he exclaimed, albeit sarcastically.

All this occurred no more than five minutes after I heard someone screaming outside.  Since all five kids were outside I went running to the door.  Asked who screamed.

S exclaims that it was her.  "G screamed at me so I screamed at her!"

Um, dear S, you are almost 12...she is ONE.  Sigh.

It is only 9am.  Today is going soooooo slow already.  3 hours till nap.  2 weeks till school starts.